My dear hundreds and thousands of readers:
You may recall a story about my friend Adelaide who was riding her bicycle when a moron drove negligently and nearly killed her. Well, an update, that on one hand is great (she’s doing awesome! She looks awesome!) and the other that’s not necessarily great (this is A-MUR-ica, goddammit! We don’t charge car drivers with anything when they almost kill or actually do kill someone!).
From over at the Daily Camera: